dumpan

a denser than lead dullard of the homo dumpanicus family. You can spot this creatures in the pink jungles of West Hollywood. This slow creature is marked by a pair of vacuous eyes and a tooth gap which almost stares at you. Beware, if you are spotted, you might be mistaken for a waitress/stripper and be subject to a fierce attack of groping and rubbing. If drunk, dumpan is subject to violent and unpredictable vomiting and delusional confidence.

See how the club blacklite illuminates the crusted semen on his pants? Whatta dumpan!

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