Dung Fu

The art of storing energy and excessive fecal matter in the rectum to be utilized in combat, is generally the reason why shit is found in unusual places.

Guy: "I don't know how, but Lloyd shit on the bathroom ceiling and it landed on me."
Steve: "Oh Lloyd? That's cause he's a master of the Shitto-nyu style Dung Fu."

Dung-Fu

The ability to write convincing-sounding bullshit.

"I can't believe I managed to bullshit my way through that exam! My dung-fu was strong."

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Dung-fu

An ancient martial art combat technique where the hands are brought together in a praying gesture, while the ring and pinky fingers are interlocked, creating a reenforced knife-shape with the thumb, index, and middle fingers of both hands. The hands are brought quickly and tightly to the abdomen, and then violently thrusted forward into an often unsuspecting victim's anus, causing debilitating pain.

A single, well-placed dung-fu neutralized the mugger.