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a joint and a cup of black coffee (best in the morning, can be enjoyed at every hour)
Rose: Hey wanna go for a mimosa brunch tomo?
Miri: Nah, let's do a dutch breakfast at mine
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Something which falls just short of excellent, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon, eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast"
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When one passes wind whilst receiving fellatio under the covers
Goodness gracious me Fleur, that Dutch breakfast was much too much for me. I'm full now.
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Something which falls just short of the mark, while remaining perfectly adequate. From the fact that the Dutch breakfast of ham, boiled eggs and bread is almost, but not quite, bacon and eggs and a fried slice.
"The 12:45 to London St. Pancras has been cancelled due to engineering works in Latvia. An alternative bus service is being offered. Midland Mainline would like to apologise for this utter Dutch Breakfast."
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During sexual intercourse, a woman asserts her rear end into the air, while her partner covered in syrup, opens her anus, and cracks three eggs into her anus.
Steve: i gave your girlfriend a Dutch Breakfast this morning.
Alex: I thought those scrambled eggs tasted funny.
Steve: Well thats what you get when you eat eggs.
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Consuming cannabis while enjoying a cup of coffee in the morning.
It is my day off, so I am going to have a Dutch breakfast.
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The strange name given to a dutchmans penis as it engages in intercourse with a married woman during breakfast time
"Gave his wife the Dutch breakfast yesterday morning."
"Dude, that's not okay."
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