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Dutch Bros

The world's best tasting coffee. Period.

Home to the Iced Kicker, Dutch Bros originated out of Grants Pass, Oregon and is now in 7 western states in the U.S.

This coffee tastes way better than Starbucks AND it is way cheaper.

Because it is drive-thru only, you don't have to worry about walking in and seeing 14 different "authors" crowding up the room trying to work on their new "novel".

Dutch Bros Coffee. Try it. It's delicious.

Hey, wanna go to Starbucks?

No! I'd rather not pay $5 for a cup of dirt-tasting liquid. Let's go to Dutch Bros instead.

That's a good plan!

by RoseCityTilIDie January 26, 2013

61πŸ‘ 30πŸ‘Ž


Dutch Bro

A Dutch Bro is the hybrid of a douchebag and a tool. Imagine the son of a washed up fratboy and a 32 year old feminist hipster that smokes cigarettes on the porch of an organic coffee shop across from a college campus . Most Dutch Bros drive leased BMWs or lifted 2wd trucks with bald mud tires.

You can also use the term around your mom, impressionable children, Hillary Clinton voters, and other easily offended groups, since it doesn't sound like it's demeaning or vulgar. It's the perfect fly-under-the-radar derogatory term.

Dude, what a Dutch Bro.

by UncleChingChangChong June 6, 2017

12πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Dutch bros

A place where basic white girls go to drink coffee because they have no friends. They get mad about boys on fortnite and they always talk about dutch bros. They definition of hipocrite

Jessica: omg rob needs to stop posting his fortnite wins
*2 hours later*
Jessica posts on Snapchat story: OMG NEW DUTCH BROS DRINK STRAWBERRY DICK SLURPER🀀

by No name boi March 20, 2018

17πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


Dutch Bros

The world's best coffee next to Starbucks.

Also another name for a dutch oven.



"Ryan took Sam to Dutch Bros like 8 times."

"Oh did you get an iced kicker?"

"No, not THAT Dutch Bros..."

"Ouch"

by CreeperStash June 29, 2008

23πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Dutch Bros. Kid

A β€œpopular” teenager who drinks Dutch Bros. excessively, but surprisingly seems relatively thin. Usually despised by people with any amount of intelligence because of their annoying voice and immature actions. They think they’re all that, but they really aren’t. They can somehow drink two medium Dutch drinks before 9 am.

Look at that Dutch Bros. Kid over there isn’t she so annoying!

How is it possible that someone can consume that many sugary drinks before first period.

by ThatChev September 23, 2019


Dutch Bros.

To have 2 Nederlander brothers fist fuck your ass and face.

β€œI could really go for some Dutch Bros.” said my gay cousin.

by HorseyBoner February 22, 2024


Dutch Bros

Originating From The State Of Oregon, Dutch Bros is basically a Drive Thru coffee shop that unlike Starbucks can actually do a simple Small, Medium, And Large!

They also have fun code names for different flavors, So that's cool too!

1: Hey! Want to go to Starbucks?
2: Nah dude, Dutch Bros is much better, It's much more simple to order there!
1: Sounds Good!

by ZanetheBane May 9, 2023

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