Dwiggins

*Insult* An asexual, usually taller person with a staunch craving for nutty theatrics.

*Compliment* A particularly bland taste in homosexuality. Used as a backhanded compliment, or simply implemented to confuse the receptionist.

1. That guy put the Ky-Bosh on the Dwiggins looking fellow in the corner.

2. Jeez, if I hadn't heard that you caught up with ol' Sweaty Betty last night I'd brand you as Dwiggins.

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