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Has been through a lot in his life but remains humble. A hard worker, good friend, and listener. Extremely cute with deep dimples and very charming. He has eyes that shine and a killer smile. He is very sweet, caring, and kind. Elan has a big heart that he often wears on his sleeve. Everyone should have an elan in their life :)
Elan is one of the best people I’ve known!
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Elan is a Mexican taco vendor, he makes the best taco's you'll ever taste, in 2001 elan was beaten up by five Chinese midgets at a bar in Florida, elan also never misses a chance to fiesta, elan is 5 ft 2 and smells of burnt taco cheese. The smell was once normal cheese but after the midgets, he was roasted by fellow vendors so much that the smell became brunt like him
Elan: get your tacos here
Sexy Guy named josh: okay i'll take one:
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the most amazing person ever.
who will stand up for his mates.
his strength gives me hope
<3
always and forever.
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elan is the cutest most amazing boyfriend anyone could have. hes sweet caring and just all around a good boyfriend even though he may not be perfect in the end elan always comes through and makes you smile
elan can be a douche bag but in the end hes worth dealing with
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A devastatingly Handsome creature but upon further study many other distinguishing characteristics pop out. Elans tend to be very competitive and are known to sling mud if it is losing. Elans tend to be hilarious causing all around him to laugh. Elans can be cocky but over all they are very loving and a good friend to have on your side. Elans like to use words like rim job or gayper. If you combine an Elan with a Fuger, Rasor, or an RT the level of hilarity can be dangerous! If you would like to trap an Elan the best bait to use is an Xbox 360, beer or a big tittied woman (with or with out the butta face.)If you capture an Elan prepare yourself for a sleazy good time but what ever you do don't lend its broke ass any money :)
This party is lame you know what it needs? It needs an Elan.
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He has a horse cock and takes all the pussy.
After getting fucked by an Elan I couldn’t walk for a week
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A very nasty person. Elan likes kids and animals and not in a platonic way. He is the size of saturn (Planet)
Elan had sex with my dog and my daughter. They're both nine!
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