Elected

To have recently taken advantage of good fortune to place oneself in a good position.

Man A: Got 24 cans for 20 quid for the gaff party this weekend.

Man B: Nice wan, you are elected!

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Elected

a single term used to describe something which is beyond good. Often used when no other word will suffice.

Me:"I just dipped doritos in curry sauce, it's so good."
Paulie: "Elected."

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election

a lying contest between two or more rich and/or powerful individuals

Person 1: Are you going to vote in the election
Person 2: No, they're having a sale on electric eels at wal-mart

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election

The worst system of choosing among candidates for public office -- except for all the others.

"The turnout for the election wasn't even 40% of eligible voters. The winner got a slight majority of that, so four out of five people DIDN'T vote for him. So from that he concludes he has a popular 'mandate'?!"

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election

Noun: Deciding between the lesser of two evils. Ie: Skeletor or Krang

Oh great, another election. Which crook should I vote for?

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election

humorous misspelling of "erection" that got memed into a real thing as a joke, but it's no longer funny. People try very hard to rise up to the top, then whoever wins at these "dick measuring contests" will usually screw us over and make a mess. Some weirdos like to watch them come and win

this election is painful to watch, these dickheads are really overcompensating with their absurd promises of growth, as if they'll be able to deliver

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Election

Something that's rigged worse than a carnival dart game.

That dick didn't even win the popular vote, but won the election.

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