Elite Suckage

When she give you that Super Duper Sucker Premium Deluxe Hurricane Vaccuum Seal Gawk Gawk Double Double Hand Twist 3000: Black Hole Edition; In other words, top notch immaculate head.

*texting friend while getting top*
Guy: This fine ass female givin' me head.
Friend: Bro for real? Is it good?
Guy: Dude, THIS IS ELITE SUCKAGE.