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The team that the ordinary people of Liverpool (ie "SCOUSERS", not Welsh people or Tykes or Cockneys or Yokels or Scandinavians )love to love. Not for success or trophies or glory hunting, but because we just love them cos they're OUR team from OUR city.
We love you EVERTON we do. Nuff said.
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A Northwest England based football club full of toolboxes
Big Sam Allardyce spending £23m on Cenk Tosun, who cannot play football when it’s cold, sums up Everton.
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Everton - The Peoples' club. A team supported by the vast majority of Scousers. Supported by many Scouse fans. Unlike their Asshole neighbours who have like 17 Scouse fans and 40,000 Norwegian/ Indian fans.
EVERTON FANS.
Al: Lad coming to watch the match?
John: Come round mine and we'll walk down to Goodison
LIVERPOOL FANS.
Muhammad: Hey Sanjay coming to watch the match?
Sanjay: Yeah sure comrade you book the plane tickets and I'll buy us some LFC turbans.
Muhammad: Sound.
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A club with very little success, fans of Everton tend to insult other clubs rather than attempt to compliment their own.
Evertonians tend to be the scum that hang around on street corners, and generally give the city of Liverpool a bad name.
Typical conversation with a supporter of Everton:
Evertonian: a'ight LA!!
Liverpudlian: When did you last win the league?
Evertonian: Stevie G is shite, la!
Liverpudlian: o...k..
Evertonian goes on to be a crack addict.
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A football team in Liverpool, which happens to have the most biased and dislussions fans ever walk on this planet
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Being the neighbours of five times european cup winners Liverpool FC, Everton is an english football club that has been in serious decline since the mid eighties.
General consensus regarding Everton's top-flight status the last decade and-a-half is that they have managed to survive relegation only by old habit.
Everton is also the only club in the premier league to have a stadium made out of wood.
Person 1: Hi mate, who do you support?
Person 2: I support Everton, the peoples club.
Person 1: Oh, I see. For how long have you been disillusioned and paranoid?
Person 2: What does disillusioned and paranoid mean?
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very small football club from the city of liverpool,forever in the shadow of rivals liverpools 18 leagues and 5 european cups, everton claim to be the peoples club but very rarly fill their own stadium very bitter and twisted supportesr who blame liverpool for all their faults.....
ay la what score did everton get on?
Arsenal won 7-1...
oh well liverpool drew with man u so its sound gonna go back to wales and shag a sheep later.....
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