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exclamation marks

Also refereed to as "wet patches" or "sweat patches", Exclamation Marks are the shape of sweat patches that ladies usually leave on a plastic chair or a rubber floor when sitting for an extended amount of time. This is because the heat extracted from the leg skin and inner crack gets trapped and sits between the end of the crack and the middle of the upper thighs - since the thighs are almost placed together just leaving a bit of room. This leaves a mark of sweat on the chair in the shape of an exclamation mark because it is conveying the shape of the ladies crack, upper thighs and lower ass. Some ladies are seen sliding off their chairs instead of getting up straight away in order to wipe away the exclamation mark before anyone else (preferably the boyfriend) sees.

Another reason for this is that when girls are with their boyfriends they get nervous and start to sweat on their upper thighs, therefore leaving a mark in the shape of an exclamation mark.

Example One:
Girl one: Holy crap I was so nervous when Jim took me out to dinner, and because I was so nervous I left a massive exclamation mark on the chair! I sure hope he didn't notice.

Girl two: I know what you mean, I hate plastic chairs because I'm always leaving exclamation marks on them! Why can't these places just buy normal chairs with Cotton Covers, that would help out so much because there are so many girls who have to deal with this problem!

Example two:
(On a sign at a fancy restaurant)
Lady members visiting the restaurant are reminded to place towels on the chairs before sitting down, in order to avoid leaving Exclamation Marks.

Thank you.

Have a nice day.

Signed: The Committee.

by WhatsherfaceBBQ July 14, 2009

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Exclamation mark rule

The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.

Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule

by Urban Jew January 17, 2010

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horizontal exclamation mark

Yet another witty slang term referring to an erect penis(stiffy; woodie; hard-on; boner).

Damn, Mark was so fixated on the hot stripper at the club that he didn't notice that his barn door was open, and his 7-inch long horizontal exclamation mark was sticking out in front of the whole world!





Mark H. Proud UrbanDictionary Author since February 2004.

by Mark H June 28, 2005

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Engrish Exclamation Mark

When a foreigner tries to type English they sometimes use an unnecessary space between the last word and the exclamation mark.

French Guy: Oh man, that is awesome !
British Guy: Damn your Engrish exclamation marks!

by Xavier-Marxel January 26, 2010

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Panic Exclamation Mark At The Disco

A deregotary name for the emo-shite band Panic! At The Disco in which the "!" is read as "exclamation mark".

It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss off their fans.

See also iforward russia exlclamation mark and Guile-mots.

uhhhh ohmygodzzzLOL panic exclamation mark at the disco are blates the best band evar....innit

by morgangills May 12, 2006

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iforward russia exclamation mark

An intentional mispronounciation of iForward Russia!.

It originated from the trend of purposefully mispronouncing the pretentious names of shitty emo, NME and scene bands - in order to piss of their fans.

See also Panic Exclamation Mark At The Disco and Guile-Mots.

shit man I read the NME today and it said that iforward russia exclamation mark are the greatest band evar (apart from the Libertines of course yeah LOL!) so I better go buy their album now....innit

by morgangills May 12, 2006

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