East Germany

When you do a really sloppy shit and only one of your bum cheeks gets smeared with poo, whilst the other cheek remains mysteriously clean.

With the toilet paper coming up clean after wiping one cheek, I thought that I was going to get away with an easy clean up . Unfortunately, the other cheek was completely covered in poo and I realised I had just done an East Germany.

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defect into east Germany

(v.) To change one's loyalties to communism and being an aggressive gymnastics teacher.

Taken from some episode of the simpsons. Example is too short.

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East Germany

When you just want to mess up Germany so bad you decided to make the East Part a Communist Country. We all know how it went though. Fuck you, Erich Honecker.

- Woher kommst du??
- Ost Berlin.
- Oh, die DDR, eh? Muss gelutscht haben.
- Ja, Es war scheiße.

(Translation)
- Where are you from?
- East Berlin.
- Oh, from East Germany, eh? Must've sucked.
- It sucked.

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