East-Westers

Dreadful trousers which have a mind of their own and flap disobediently in the wrong (East-West) plane.

Those lovely tweed slacks have turned into East-Westers since the ruddy dry cleaner ruined them and are only fit for gardening in now

pair of east westers

A fine pair of titties so far apart one nipple points east the other west.

Yo bro check that pair of east westers