Ebbels

Anyone with this in their name (first,mid,last) is a sick c*nt. they are the descendant of a great hero name Herox Ebbelsio. They incorporate the traits of the hero, but not just some, all of them.

These characteristics are -

- an all round great person

- incredibly funny
- short

- skinny

- small muscle

- Fast reflexes

- general lack of in-depth knowledge

- opportunistic

- small genitals (for males, small penis. For females, small breasts)

- smooth, silky hair.

- good at most athletic activities.

person 1 - "Did you hear about that Daniel kid?"
person 2 - "No, why?"
person 1 - "He's really good at everything, but he's small in every way. EVERY way."
person 2 - "Must be an Ebbels."
person 1 - "Agreed."

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An Ebbels

Basically just an alpha chad male with a massive cock and perfect perky testicles. His reputation mainly comes from his incredible unchallenged pussy pounding abilities by using his huge perfect ass as leverage and weight to increase his thrust to its maximum potential. Basically, a man that can turn straight guys gay with a single glance.

"Damn! Is it weird that I'm sexually attracted to that guy over there?" "Nah man, I reckon he's an Ebbels!"

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