Eckels

Eckels is your god.

No further definiton necessary

Mary: "I Believe in the holy teachings of Jesus Christ"
Chin: "I feel that the good word of buddah is the most righteous"
Durka: "Muhammed is the chosen one"

Agner: "Eckels is your god."

Mary: "oh, ok"
Chin: "oh, ok"
Durka: "oh, ok"

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Eckel

OMG WTFLAWODLWPD"NMAWIND"AINWFIWANFNINWAF noob

Christopher Eckel is a noob.

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Eckell

The bearer of a sword

The knight was a eckell

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Eckel-eptic

(1) To be so absent of common sense, to attempt the most common of tasks is a danger to yourself and all of those around you.

(2) To have a strong scent of pork.

(3) To be unfamiliar with the force of gravity entirely.

(4) To instantly combust when mixed with pure oxygen.

(5) To de-evolve.

(6) To have an uncontrollable urge to to throw feces.

(1) Eckel-eptic subjects are aware of their condition, but when confronted about instances of severe eckel-epsia subjects respond with a blank open-mouth look while in what seems to be a brain-dead state (thought to be attempting to develope an acceptable reasoning for instance in question....no one really knows, process never completed).

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Tehani Eckel

Tehani Eckel is such an amazing, caring, understanding, and loving girlfriend to have. Not to mention that she literally looks like a goddess. Literally, everything about a Tehani Eckel is perfect. If you have a Tehani Eckel as your girlfriend you are probably the luckiest person in the universe.

Person 1: Damn dude she looks so perfect and her personality is incredible!
Person 2: Yeah ofc she is. She's Tehani Eckel!

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