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the perfect boy. a smooth talker, and a heart breaker.hes a player, but he is still loyal. very easy to fall for, and very hard to stop falling. YOur best friend, then your boyfriend. Usually has a beiber haircut which makes all the girls come to him.
girl-Oh my god he is so hot.
friend- but be carefull, hes an eckstein!
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the grittiest, yet shittiest, baseball player around that everyone loves because he's 3'4.
Celz- Man, that David Eckstein is awesome. I'd rather have him up with the bases loaded than Albert Pujols.
Dak- Leave my house. I hate you. And don't forget your hat. Eckstein blows and so do you.
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I bet you that everything that has ever walked on the property of Eckstien has given them permenant chills down their spine. Lets not even get started on the fact that about every single fucking girl is a thot and weve pretty much invented the thot knot. You'll realize that one your in the classroom your trapped in two different ways, first way is that theres no way to get out becuase you got fuckin Mrs. Poort standing at the door and if anyone gets up she'll call your mama and have em' come over and spank you and theres bars on the windows, and the other trapped is the terrible state of deppression thst your in becuase when you walk in your instantly hit with the sight of Ms. Nuasbaums saggy ass tits. Anyways... dont go its a terrible school :)
im going to Eckstein Middle School and it fucking sucks!
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Eckstein middle school is the most gay school in the state of Washington. Eckstein is so gay people walk around with there cocks hanging out.
Damn I went to Eckstein middle school for 1 hour and I need to bleach my eyes.
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Eckstein is a bum ass school that is ruled by the annoying teachers and critters. I would rather listen to Gucci Gang by Lil Pump on repeat for 5 days straight than spend another year here. If you're at lunch, be aware, you will get touched in the lunch line by other men if you are male. Eckstein is the place where Bill Cosby would be allowed to teach Sex-Ed and also get to serve complimentary drinks to students in the bathroom. If Alcatraz was heaven, Eckstein would be Purgatory. With the exception of a few teachers, the staff is awful and low-down. This place is full of scheming, rotten, stenchful, atrocious, and scummy felons in the making. The math teachers are pretty good though, especially one who is the best, who also teaches geometry, if we aren't naming anybody. Most of the people who reside here are swiftocrats if we're talking about political views. Do NOT insult Taylor Swift in front of anybody who appears female unless you wish to be tortured for the rest of time by the Super Starbucks Swifties, also known as S.S.S. who have already taken the life out of many students. I don't know if I'll be able to survive in this porta-potty mosh pit for much longer, I'm more likely to die here than a malnourished 95 year old dwarf at astroworld, please send a rescue helicopter or something. To all the sixth-graders out there, you best get your menace on when I'm in high school. Highschool better be an upgrade. Just a few more months til I can get out of this joint.
Eckstein Middle School: A terrible Place
"I went to Eckstein Middle School"
"Zesty ass mf get tf away you goblin-looking, stanky ass, built like shrek's stillborn brother, basement residing critter"