Edawg

Edawg is a nickname for the OG Ethan. He is a man of many words and is often known for deep phrases. Such quotes include, "The best pants is no pants" and so on. Edawg is usually someone who is a baseball enthuasist. However, the noise caused by every dinger he hits is not even close to the loudness of his random moans. Rumour has it that Edawg's random moans cause even the most loyal women to turn on their husbands. Edawg's biggest weakness are Big Macs. Edawg can be manipulated to do anything if one of these are at stake. Moreover, he tends to jump off of large places without realizing the potential danger. All in all, Edawg is a great man at heart and a loyal/charming friend. Lastly, his star sign is often Capricorn which means his favourite day is Saturday and he is destined for greatness.

Person 1: I need someone to beat up Chad but no one will do it because he's a proffesional boxer and does Judo .
Person 2: Oh, just offer Edawg a Big Mac and Chad will be history.
3 Weeks Later
Person 1: Thanks, I listened to the advice man. Chad is still in intensive care in the hospital.

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Edawg

Edawg is the founder of Edawgism. She is a human, contrary to the word “dawg” that is in her name. She is the most amazing person ever inside out. When she walks in she lights up the room. Everyone would be lucky to be her friend. She always has a smile on her face even when life is hard. She has been through alot. There is no words to describe her and what she means to someone. A beautiful girl, and if you're one of her closest friends she will be as loyal as a do-*coughcoughDAWGcough*-g. She is tough on the outside but compassionate on the inside, don't mess with her or her friends. And never betray her, cause' she has trust issues.
I mainly wrote this for my girl Eden, I love her to death lmao. Enjoy this while it last!

Hey that’s my best friend Edawg!