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Eddpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.

Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another eddpocolypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.

Example two:

Person 1: “is that Edd on TV getting chased down the motorway on dildo bike?”

Person 2: “Ah shit he’s had another Eddpocalypse. Ill get the chloroform and chicken nuggets.

by Count Noosula June 19, 2023


Eddpocalypse

Edpocalypse

A term to describe the spiralling demise of a Trottlehog.

When the trottlehogs legs reach a certain speed and rhythm, the hog enters a frenzy and begins to lust for whiskey and cocaine.

Example one:
Friend: Eddy mate, are you ok?

Eddy: nah mate, just drank a pint of Johnny Olives spunk mixed with Sambucca.
Friend: Edd please not another Eddpocalypse. You locked yourself in your room for two weeks after the last one.
Eddy: don’t worry moit, I’ll be doing exactly the same tonight, should be fun.

by Count Noosula June 19, 2023