Edgar Z thinks he's hot shit cause he joined an asian frat, but really he's still just a lonely pussy that gets no bitches. He thinks he's mad cool wearing all these accessories, but it distracts him from the fact that he's still just a 5'8" small asian boi with a lil 5 inch saucy. He also likes to promote his frat in the cringiest ways by putting dumbass emojis and saying dumb shit like "MEET OUR WOMEN OF EMINENCE."
Person1: "Yo, Edgar Z, what's up man?"
Edgar Z: "📣LISTEN UP! MUTINY BACK OUT HERE📣
HURD YALL COULDN'T GET ENOUGH🙅 ♂️SO WE COMING AGAIN THIS BACK2SKOOL SZN 📚WITH ANOTHER BANGER💥GET OUT THE COLD🥶ANG GET WITH YA BOO ON THE DANCE FLOOR💃🕺 AND TURN IT UP🔥
🎉GET TO KNOW THE ✨STUNNING✨LADIES OF EMINENCE 🥵AND DRINK UP🍺AT OUR OPEN BAR🍺 TILL YOU CANT NO MORE🙈
🔒LOCK IN YA TIX CUZ THEY SELLING QUICK💨"
Person1: "Alright, shut the fuck up."