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A so-called 'social media influencer' that goes that extra mile to spew forth more shit (effluencing) in order to garner another 15 minutes of fame (or infamy).
Look, the social media effluencer Ducklips is effluencing that cheap line of makeup on social media again! No one must have noticed her today.
The opposite of "influencer", someone constantly within media attention self promoting garbage to an audience of brain-dead sheeple.
Rebecca Zilch-cred is a notable Effluencer thanks to her 100 million followers on social media...
Poo, shit, crap, feaces, basically what ever comes out of your arse (bottom, behind, anus, bum-hole, poo-poo).
Can also be used as a term to describe the way in which someone is talking...
...The Super bowl, twin turbo, uber suction excri-toilet will safely and quietly remove your effluence even before you've managed to pull your trousers up!
The words exiting Roger's mouth were so foul, it was a constant stream of effluence...
An Effluencer is the opposite to an influencer, as in they typically fly in and crap all over a situation and fly out again without really taking responsibility for what they perceived to be easy not taking into consideration the perspective of the people, business, or environment that they have impacted. Generally senior management types that get promoted due to innate ability to suck up with little real world knowledge of what they are doing.
A meeting of highly influential Effluencer’s gathered in head office and made commitments to client that were never achievable as result leaving the Project Manager to cleanup their mess and repair the Customer relationship.
n. pl. Can also be preceded by Your when in first person use. An honorific style given to a certain holder of high-rank in the 24 Hours of LeMons race series, an endurance competition for $500 crappy cars. Specifically, this title is exclusively held in reserve for use when addressing or making reference to Spank, also known as The Spank, the person who has won the coveted Index of Effluency more than any other competitor.
"Uh, can someone please go see if there's anyone to tech the car over at HQ before the checkered flag drops in 30 minutes?"
"Yes, Your Effluency. I shall check for you."
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"His Effluency would like to tech the CorVegge now. Pray tell, whom must we bribe at this late hour?"