The word of the gods. Also referred to as 'EgenTheGreat'. Regarding the most laid back, chill person on mother earth. He makes girls instantly wet, mothers cry, he makes babies happy, he makes people in the army think "why are we fighting?"
Jane: Uggggnnnf!
John: Whats wrong Jane?!?
Jane: Egen just walked by... I instantly had an orgasm before even seeing him because of his aroma of weed, cigarettes and campfire smell.
John: Oh yeah! I love him.
Random Homeless Man: He's very nice too.
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John: "Dude is that Egen?"
Absolute Chad: "Yeah, I think it is! I wish I was as cool as them."
Jane: "Oh, I'm wet."
John: "Heard he was a pedophile though."
Jane: "Oh, that's perfect! I'm 16!"
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#TISSUE SUPPLIER, egene like floral design on most of her stuff, she can be savage and a dick sometime
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nerf this guy. actually so fucking broken
Damn bro did you see that new bailey egen moment??? he's sort of crazy