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Being Eggsexual means that you are attracted to eggs. It’s kind of like people who are Bisexual who are attracted to males and females, but with eggs.
Person 1: “Hey, why are you making out with that egg?”
Person 2: “Oh, I’m Eggsexual.”
Person 1: “Oh, okay.”
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when the consistency of a vagina's lips is equivalent to that of a plate of scrambled eggs
I dated an eggsexual girl once...I don't eat breakfast now
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Someone physically and emotionally attracted to Dr. Ivo Robotnik AKA Dr. Eggman from the Sonic the Hedgehog Series.
Person 1: "Damn, I wanna sit on Eggman's egg-shaped d*ck."
Person 2: "Dude, you have been sober for 2 months, are you actually Eggsexual or just have been drinking?"
Person 1: "The first option."
The Eggsexual System is a sexuality system for sexualities that can be described as "Unknown but waiting to crack open".
Person 1: Hey! What do you mean when you say that you're "eggsexual"?
Person 2: Oh! That just means I'm not sure of my sexuality, but I think I'll figure it out soon!
Person 1: Oh, that's cool! Thanks for letting me know!
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