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A total and complete douchebag. Lives for nothing but to suck the cock. Usually joins the army and relentlessly is engaged with the male penis
Wow, what a fucking eichner!!!
That eichner sure does give good head!!!
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The hottest last name in the word.
“I want Eichner to crack my back like a hacky sack.”
“Damn, I want that Eichner to pop MY manhole cover.”
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noun ; a person of homosexual descent, often found in gay Jewish drinking bars, they celebrate the little things (wink wink..................... his penis)
verb ; getting dug out from the back with a Yamaha while getting degraded by a drill sergeant
Noun; What the fuck is a Helmut.
Verb; Just finished basic training. Now time to get Maxwell "Maxipad" Helmut Eichnered.