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Ejike

He seems like a douche bag at first, but if you take the time and get to know him you will realize he has the best intentions on everything. Girls love to date and hang out with him because he is one hell of a party animal. he has conquered every mountain known to man and left them begging him to climb them again. He has disabled nuclear bombs while doing surgery on himself. Statues are made in his honor in every planet. He has to hide his phone at times because of all the texts that will be pouring in from the ladies. He plays all four American sports and can play every position in each sport. If you were to look up the definition of boss and stud you would only see his name. He has wrestled alligators and eaten them for dinner.

Well Ejike did it again, he disabled three nuclear bombs this time while doing open heart surgery on an elderly woman!!! WHAT A BOSS!!!!!!!!

by yatescushing December 23, 2011

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Ejike

Most underrated athlete in the country. He plays all four American sports and is the most loving man on the planet. Girls fight over him constantly. Guys want to be like him.

U freaking bitch Ejike is mine back off you hoe!!!!

by yatescushing December 23, 2011

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Ejik

Ejik is an adjective to represent a nonchalant person, who ignores everything and thinks he is cool from it. It is the direct downgrade of a nonchalant dreadhead

My John keeps ignoring me, he is a total fucking Ejik
Yeah I know, he is always online on Instagram, yet he ignores all of my messages!

by Ganvy December 6, 2024