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noun: similar to the feeling of "elation", but having to do with the character Eli Goldsworthy from the T.V. show Degrassi The Next Generation. When one is experiencing "elition", they will tend to squeal, jump around, feel butterflies in their stomach, scream, post on their blogs obsessively, and freak out as though he is a real person in real life that they have a chance dating instead of an amazing fictional character.
see also eligasm and smirktastic
person 1: Dude, why do you look so happy?
person 2: Sorry, I just watched the latest episode of Degrassi. I'm in complete "Elition" right now.
or
fangirl 1: Did you see Clare's face after Eli kissed her?
fangirl 2: I know! She looked completely "Elited" !
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Elites are a small group of people who hold a disproportionate amount of control over the livelihood of the rest of biological species. The Elites themselves are tuned by a very small group of Key Players, those key players are the core of an intricate set of overlapping political, economic & military Elite circles.
In the Paleolithic age Elites were simply the dominant Alpha male leaders, those early Elites outlawed human incest, by this the Alpha male leader ensured public approval everytime the he decided to gain access to the daughters of Beta male peasants. As a result of undermining Beta Male patriarchs via new laws, more power transferred to lawmaking Elite Alpha Male.
The Sumerian city state culture was the most formidable counter-elite form of self-rule. This remained the case until Sargon of Akkad managed to subdue Sumer, Sargon first tactic was using cultural divide between Akkadian peasants & Sumerian peasants. However, Sargon long-term strategy was sharing power with Elites who sided with him vs the peasants. During Sargon 50 years of rule he built a network of Political-Economic-Military Multi-Ethnic alliances, Elites remained loyal to Sargon because they seeked the backup of the Akkadian Empire to intimidate their local peasants. When Sargon died, other Elites made it their purpose to match the greatness of Sargon, this greatness is measured by the extent of Law, Order & Taxation imposed on the Governed Citizens
Joe: Not true, To be Elite all you need is; Wealth, Health, Love & Happiness
Bernard: I see, are you subscribed to that popular Motivational talk program
Joe: uhh, I kinda wanted to keep it a secret, but the Tai Lopez 67 steps program helped me see the world in a better way
Bernard: Yeah, Tai Lopez transcended into an Elite. He has a lot of paying believers & he did help some Peasants increase their taxable income
Joe: I don't like the undertone in that response. Enjoy your bowl of nuts. I was just trying to get you in, Simple Simon Shit...But Okay. Enjoy ruining the world
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The belief that one's social group is superior to another group. elitist
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Elite is and Adjective commonly used to describe someone or something is greatly superior than the rest.
Sam: "Dude Miguel Cotto is a great boxer."
Buck: "Yeah but Floyd Mayweather is elite."
Sam: "true true."
Buck: "Yo the Mclaren 570s is an elite car."
Sam: "Forreal."
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High quality, upper class, superior, fine, above average, great, wonderful, sinfully good, not an asshat, skillful, wonderful, wizzunderful
Those were some elite moves, my friend.
When I kicked those guys asses handily?
Yes.
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Elitism is the feeling or notion that oneself or their group- along with the accompanying ideals and standards- are better than another person's or group's. Contrary to most of the ill-informed definitions given on UD, Elitism is NOT a trait found only in the weak-minded, or those incapable of formulating their own views. It actually is very common to find Elitism in fields such as Physics and other science, since not all scientists conform to the same theories. While it may inhibit progress in some instances, it does keep a rough accepted norm for what is logical to believe.
When Quantum Mechanics was first proposed, many Physicists refused to accept that it could be correct, which is an example of sensible Elitism, as no theory in Physics had ever claimed anything like it.
The U.S. Government houses extreme amounts of Elitism, none of which is productive to the country.
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A noble creature of high stature. It stands seven feet tall and has impressive musculature. Commonly seen on the battlefield, it's rank can be derived from the color of armor it wears. Blue is the common color of the foot soldier and red denotes a command position. There have been sightings of golden elites, some believe they hold the highest command rankings, and a soldier reported to have seen a white elite once, however there were no other reports. It appears that the ranking system is based on the number of kills in combat the elite has had. Truly magnificent soldiers.
I only ever encountered one of those 'lites once, and I never want to see one again. Before we knew what hit us, half our 'toon had been wiped out. It took out thirty men single-handedly before we could kill it. All I can say is thank God it was just one...
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