Elizabeth Windsor

Elizabeth Windsor, ruler of the United Kingdom and a few other places (e.g. Canada, Australia) is actually not the second Elizabeth to rule Scotland so can't be called Elizabeth II there.

There are lots of weird conspiracy theories about her and her creepy ass husband Philip. One of her sons is likely a nonce.

She has a strong bling game but should probably give some of it back to India.

"It's the queen's birthday today!"
"I take it you mean Elizabeth Windsor and not Betty White..."