When you're doing anal with a girl and she shits on your dick.
Me: Yo Jake you fuck that girl yet?
Jake: Yeah bro, but it sucked. She gave me an Ellie Supreme.
Me: Wow dude. That's really embarrassing, so I'll never make fun of you or post about it anonymously on the internet.
Jake: Thanks man. Appreciate you.
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