Emoleum

A recently discovered alternative energy source. Emoleum is made of Emo's, who are far denser than the average person. Emoleum is separated from other components of Emo's in a fractioning tower, much like petroleum, tar and lubricating oils come from crude oil.

Emoleum is an efficient fuel source, and recycles certain types of pollution. Switch to Emoleum today.

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