A long-necked mythological creature which exhibits rapist tendencies; generally hard to spot due to the fact that it wears mirrored sunglasses.
OMG what the hell is that???
I think it might be a giraffe.
That's cool it's wearing aviator glasses.
Awesome. It's coming this way.
HELP IT'S TRYING TO RAPE US!!!!!!!!!! ERAPTUAF SIGHTING HELP!!!