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Erskines are cool, funny guys that know how to make everyone laugh. They are the life of the party. Coolest homie ever.
Yo, Erskine's a pretty chill dude. He's got good jokes.
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To recieve an Erskine is to get an Ellis(to recieve a blowjob while playing a video game)and get fed a Double cheeseburger at the same time!
It was raining at the lacrosse game, but Ben got an Erskine, the double cheeseburger was soo good, and he set a new record for Tony Hawk Pro skater III.
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Someone as unique as this name. When you meet someone with this name you automatically wanna know more about them. Smart, funny, charismatic and genuine. Willing to look and think outside the box with everything. More than likely will be handsome and physically fit beyond words.
I just ran into Erskin and he looks happier than ever.
I hope that I get to sit next to Erskin today so I can copy his work.
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A high school in China, Maine. with more than 600 students. We have heard it is the best high school you can go to but it is a private school 6 towns go to it. Vassalboro, China, Palermo, Windsor, Whitefield, and Jefferson. BEST SCHOOL EVER!!!!!!!!
Vassalboro kid (adrianna) What high school are you going to since you can choose between winslow, waterville, cony, and Erskine Academy.
Vassalboro kid (alysia) Erskine duhhh. best damn school ever!!!
Vassalboro kid (adrianna) Awesome! me2!!!
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A housing estate in the Northern Irish town of Ballyclare. Renamed by the locals as Foreskin Park due to the large amount of knobsheads that live in it.
Populated by mainly cider drinking single mothers and terminally unemployed young men with yellow teeth and tattoos
Areas of interest in Erskine Park are the warren of "back entries" that are full of shitey nappies, empty beer cans and dog crap. Best to avoid them after dark, mainly due to the high chance of stepping in the aforementioned dog crap.
If you are ever offered a glass of Erskine Champagne you will be wise to decline politely unless you enjoy Frosty Jack cider. Other beverages you may be offered in Erskine Park will be Smartprice beer, lambrini wine and nordoff vodka.
Scruffy person: excuse me off licence person do you have any Frosty Jack cider
Shopkeeper: oh you are obviously from Erskine Park
Scruffy Person: was it my yellow teeth that gave it away?
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stuck up bitches with their head up they’re own arse. Closed minded and put shame on anyone who don’t think their way. Usually developed during the primary 7 so senior 1 stage. Haven’t heard of a sesh
Eh John is she coming tonight?
No, she’s a victim of the Mary erskine school curse
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BIGGEST DICK, NO ONE LIKE HIM, CONSISTENTLY DABS,
THE ERSKINE IS ALSO A MONSTER WITH DICKS FOR HANDS
ALSO WANKS 24/7 UNDER UR BED
THE ALEX ERSKINE IS UNDER YOUR BED