Eurofucked

When you go broke in Europe as a non-European Union (EU) traveler, after spending your absolutely last Euro coin on hookers and sex.

1. "My Europe vacation has come to a close. I don't have any money left. I'm Eurofucked."

2. ME: "You degenerate moron. Burning our savings near Amsterdam's red light windows wasn't enough for you. You gave our last few remaining Euro coins to that washed-out, obese, Euro Trash whore. Just for a blow-job, you say? Fuck you."

Friend: "It's called being Eurofucked, man. You think I flew all the way to Europe for the museums and shit? Nothing else matters when you're getting laid every day. Stop bitching about the Euro money. It's not even a real currency, looks like plastic."

Me: "Fuck you. How do you propose we get to Schiphol airport, now, huh? To take our return flight...H.O.M.E. To the non-European lands whence we came."

Friend: "I don't know. Walk all the way? Hey, can I borrow your iPhone?"

Me: " Why?"

Friend: "On the way to the airport, we might get lucky one more time. Think about the possibilities. It could be a FOURSOME with two depraved sisters. We can then use that iPhone as a mode of payment for casual sex."

Me: "Mmm.....You have a point. I can always buy a new phone. Let's go fuck some more European bitches."

Friend: "You're coming around, finally! Apart from my passport, I don't want any possessions on me when I got on that return flight."

Me: "True. We both want to get...."

Me and Friend together: "Eurofucked. YAY!"

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Eurofucked

Being fucked by a european

Typically is the best sex you will ever have in your entire existence

And, if they're german, they'll make you homemade pretzels the morning after.

Mindy: wow hilary, you and that german guy sure are hitting it off.

Hilary: fuck yeah mindy, I'm gunna go home with him. I'm about to get EUROFUCKED.

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