Europhilia

A degenerative mental state in which a traditional American male/female begins to delve amidst a state of psychological disillusionment regarding the general attractiveness of their current European source of infatuation. Medicinal explanations for the onset of this disorder are relatively unknown despite a vast amount of scientific research. However, two exemplary, young scientists hailing from the campus of Mississippi State University are noted for creating a feasible hypothesis for the causes of this crippling condition,
"The most likely cause of this severe disorder is a degeneration of certain sectors the temporal lobe, which affect decision-making in regards to affection for certain races."- Conrad von Werner(MSU:FLG)
Europhilia is a pressing issue within our modern society, statistics show that we are losing more young American males/females (and precious metals) to this horrid illness daily than HPV/AIDS, cancer, drug abuse, poverty, hunger, and exposure. Please do your part in preventing the spread of this disorder by calling and reporting any new or present cases at: 1-800-EURO-PHILE

"My friend Anna only seems to be attracted to Europeans now, she constantly tells me about her bizarre daydreams of Germans." "Whoah, you should report that she may be a carrier of Europhilia!"

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Europhilia

A debilitating mindset of pro-EU fervour where all concept of rationality has been lost in the belief that the EU and further integration of the EU and the Eurozone is the answer to all problems both within and outside the EU and that ' Eurocrats' must be absolved of any democratic control with the belief that they know best, despite the economic wreck that the EU actually is.

I was talking to Jean-Marc yesterday and he thinks that the EU debt problems will be resolved without ECB intervention.

Yeah well Jean-Marc has given up on all rationality and instead has wrapped himself up in pseudo-erotic Europhilia

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