evaluate

form an idea of the amount, number, or value of; assess.
To evaluate is defined as to judge the value or worth of someone or something.

A woman evaluates a gemstone to determine it's value.

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evaluate

to judge or tell the truth

Melissa: "oh my gawd Stephanie is ugly"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd are you dissin' my bestie?"
Melissa: "oh my gawd no i'm just evaluating"
Clarissa: "oh my gawd did you evaluate my bestie?"

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evaluation

the making of a judgment about the amount, number, or value of something; assessment.
"the evaluation of each method"

we are going to do an evaluation of your mood today.

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Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

re-evaluate

verb.

To re-evaluate is a concious decision made by an individual, who has possibly hit rock bottom, to develop a plan in order to get their life back on track in an attempt to climb their way back up the social ladder.

Drew: What's up Joe?
Joe: I just got kicked out of school because I never go to class and my marks suck, I'm flat broke because I can't keep a job, and my girlfriend just dumped me... fuck.
Drew: You need to re-evaluate.

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unlimited evaluation

euphemism for kracked software or using someone else's software license.

I downloaded an unlimited evaluation of Maya from alt.binaries.mac.applications. Works great!

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intercourse evaluation

When a partner asks, "Was it good for you?" after intercourse. Like a course evaluation at the end of a class.

Guy 1: You didn't spend the night at her place?
Guy 2: No, I froze on the intercourse evaluation, so she kicked me out.

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