Event Coordinator

The new "PC" way for a hooker to define her profession as an escort, hooker, prostitute, lady of the night.... She thinks that she is better than a street walker because she works in clubs.

The girl brags about making money at clubs by getting guys to buy "shots" because she is the "Event coordinator". She reveals this in the morning after being dropped off by a "friend".

She travels with friends that pay for her company, because she is "fun to be around".

When confronted, she will say "I guess you could call me an escort but I don't have sex"!

IMPORTANT: The girl will never actually be on the clubs payroll.

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Special Events Coordinator

Of or involving special coordination of events.

The act of soliciting others to help do your work or help accomplish the nearly impossible.

The act of coercing your friends/spouses/relatives to get up on the weekend and work on their day off.

Hey Kids, I would love to move lots of heavy boxes out of our office to a storage unit miles away, should only take a few trips if we all do it together. If we meet we can caravan.

K.