Ever-phant

Like any other metro-society, there are typical phenominons which dominate the landscape. In our locale (the city of Everett, Wa) where women are large and men dream of meeting a size 6 or more slimmer... We take Everett and elephant come up with Ever-phant. This can be applied in your town with some immagination.

1st dude "Chick just bought you a drink." 2nd dude " Man, you drink it! She's just another Ever-phant wanting a ride on my Harley. The shocks won't take it!"