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A sexual deviant. In bed, a god. Purveyor of insane rockstar sex.
So Ewart came over last night - ROCKED MY WORLD! Six times....SIX...!!! I don't want to get off the couch...ever.
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A funny looking, obnoxiously loud, guy that occassionally yells "HOLY DICK", "OH DICK" and the new one "Dun Diddy"
"hey ewart"
"Dun Diddy Dun"
"that thing got a hemi?"
"HOLY DICK!"
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a female who although is charismatic and beautiful, is a member of the Illuminati
Person #1 "My favorite shape is 100% a triangle!"
Person #2 "Lol you're such a Maddie Ewart!"
A small street in the town of saltney,full of main heads and top g's
"That guy looks hard,must be from Ewart street "
a town full of whores and drug addicts
belle ewart sucks!
A spineless, flaccid individual, usually with poor eyesight, who fancies him or herself a raconteur and general arbiter of good taste, despite the opposite being true. They are particularly fond of earth tones.
The man with the sunglasses and white cane was such a Ewart: he droned on and on about the handsome lines and earth-toned colours of every object he couldn’t see.
My baby, I love him so much. Got yourself one, keep him FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE DON'T LET GO!!! ❤
Oohhhhh, Ewart, that boy is a fine lover