Executive Order 420

An executive order by President Estelle Wilcox declaring “soda” the correct word describing a carbonated soft drink and denouncing “pop,” “soda pop,” “coke” (as a collective), or any other “imaginary words.”

“While iced tea may be better, soda is the correct term for this drink and all other words are imaginary and incorrect; I declare this in my new executive order 420”- President Wilcox’s address to Congress 2069

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