Express 69

1. A rollercoaster with a 69 foot tall lift and 89 foot drop to the underground (resembling insertion to the vagina) plus random turns, loops, hills, and a top speed of 69 mph.

2. A train ride that spans 69 miles (a sexamile).

You: Express 69 is the best rollercoaster that’s less than 100 feet tall.
Me: I thought it was a train ride.