Extreme Cropdusting

The act of ripping a mean-ass shit cloud from your asshole while you’re on a roller coaster. Preferably, when you’re seated at the front of the ride and during the drop so your ghostly gassy giant nails your fellow passengers directly in their faces at high velocity while they’re screaming with their mouths wide open.

I was riding the popular Six Flags coaster, Kingda Ka, when I decided it was my chance to do some top-tier Extreme Cropdusting… The other passengers had ass-breath for weeks.