Extreme IBS

A very rare form of IBS (idiotic Blenkinsop Sydrome). This medical condition impacts the lives of the patient and the poor git’s who are with a 10 mile radius. Shite flows from both ends for many years. Normal life becomes a imposable as a toilet must be close by at all times. The daily ring update to the soreness and gape is essential. Proven medical products only slow the shite from one end - orally there is no cure - plugging with a horse cock dildo is not advised due to detonation of the colon.

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