Eyes on the prize dump

This is when you squat over a mirror to take a shit so you can witness the miracle of birth.

After I completed the eyes on the prize dump I lost my balance and slipped on my turd. I was proud of my little brown baby though.

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keep ya eyes on the prize

An African-American expression & directive meaning, stay focused, or to not get diverted from what you want the most. It was popular through most of the 1980's.

"You know what's important. Keep ya eyes on the prize, & get that bread."

Eye on the Prize

When you pop out your glass eye, get on your knees and tell him to plug your eye socket.

His dick was so small, I decided the only thing to do was keep my eye on the prize.