Fabuse

Related to "Frape" but gentler - the act of starting a conversation with another on somebody else's status update.

Ann's Status update: I'm so tired

John's Comment: Me too!
Phil: Hi John - will I see you at the game on Friday?
John: Yeh, if I get out of work on time
Ann: HEY. FUCK OFF, this is my wall. FABUSE

FABUSE

Excessive friending, joining groups, becoming a fan and playing virtual games on Facebook. Most fabusers have a great sense of self loathing at the end of each day due to a sense of minimal accomplishment.

My name is Jonny and I FABUSE everyday.