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Where one is sexually encountered in the rear by an amputee
Dave - What did you do at the weekend?
Me - I took a girl home on Saturday night.
Dave - Tell me more
Me - Well, things got spicy in the bedroom and next thing i know, she was fucking me in the ass with her ankle!"
Dave - What!!!!!!
Me - Yeah, she was an amputee and her foot was missing!
Dave - And she stuck it in your ass?
Me - Yeah mate, you ain't lived until you've been FANKLED!
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A Scottish term to describe something akin to a Gordian knot or to have very little hand/eye coordination.
Those patch cables are an absolute fankle
Did you see him playing football? He tried to dribble past the defender and ended up in a fankle
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Fat Ankles. No perceivable difference in size between the calf and and the ankle. The leg apears to end with the foot.
"I can't go out with her! She has fankles..its gross!"
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A panic attack, a state of confusion. A tizzy, in a right state
Used only in the west of Scotland.
Be cool. Dinnae get yeself in a fankle.
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AKA Cankles
calves and ankles that have no space between them, but meld into each other
Her cankles are obvious from under her capri pants
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Someone who has fat ankles, no definition between the calf and the foot.
Rosie O'Donnell enjoys probing with her fankles.
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The ugly stepsister to the cankle. When someone's ankle is so fat that it rolls over their shoes. Kinda like a fat ladies fat rolls over the top of her pants.
Damn, that dudes cankles have gotten so fat they have evolved into the elusive FANKLE!
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