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Any federal government agency, department, organization, council, association, or representative thereof who pries into a person's private business or otherwise molests him.
Taxpayer: "The fuckin fedophiles at the IRS are jail raping me for 1500 dollars this year!"
Traveler: "The fedophiles at the boarder gate said I couldn't travel without a passport."
College Student: "The fedophiles in Congress need to understand they are never going to stop people from sparking the owl (lighting a joint)"
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When a FBI agent has to review cases of childporn so often he becomes attracted to it and he further pursues helping child trafficking cases so be can overview more evidence files.
Daryl: man Steve is such a good child abduction investigator. I think I should promote him!
Dave: PROMOTE?!?! STEVE IS A FEDOPHILE
A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.
Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.
AFL-CIO?
No, NAMBLA.
One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS
That woman is SUCH a fedophile
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A government official who can't keep his hands out of our pockets
Harry Reid is a fedophile.
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Community of streamer on twitch called "fedmyster"
We are fedophiles fed7
When dudes show up in Watertown WI in black shirts, masks, matching khaki pants, black flags with swastikas, and chant "Blood blood blood!" "US or the PEDOPHILES!" "NO PEDOS ON OUR STREETS!" it's clear that they're EITHER federal agents tasked with Harvesting the Hate, and letting a thousand Anti-Pedo flowers bloom, OR organic and sincere community-based activists, who just happen to find public discussion of pedophilia exciting.
Calling them #Fedophiles is annoying either way.
If they're FEDS, they're annoyed at being exposed as such.
If they're grassroots activists, they're annoyed at being described as government toys, NPC's.
When the #Fedophiles showed up in Watertown, WI, the witty response would have been to counter-chat at them:
#FEDOPHILES!
Blood blood blood?
More like ERECTION ERECTION ERECTION!
Harvest the Hate!
Harvest the Hate!
Hatin' on PEDOS makes the COUNT-TREE GREAT!
. . . this done in a heavily ironic, heartily affectionate tone, to reflect the understanding that the first step in coming out as a boy-lover, is processing the internal pedo-phobia by doing a lot of external #pedotoileting.