FFB

Fuck. Fake. Bitches.

Pedro- Yeah, shes fake.
Emilie- FFB!
Pedro- what?
Emilie- fuck fake bitches.
Michele- YESSSSSSSSSS.

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FFB

Acronym for "fuck Facebook" -- generally used by computer programmers who realize how poorly programmed Facebook is. Also used by Facebookers who encounter bugs associated with the poor construction of the site.

WTF??? Facebook deleted half my friends!! FFB!!

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ffb

Stands for "failed fuck boy." About 80% of the male population. Basically someone who tries to appear as a smooth player, but actually fails to "get lucky."

-Did you hear about Gökçe? He gloats about having three side chicks, but they all bailed on him. Man he is such a ffb.

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ffb

Favorite fuck buddy.

He beat my "brakes off" last night and didn't want breakfast in the morning. That is why he is my ffb.
My ffb lays it down.

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FFB

Fat Fucking Bitch.

My neighbor is a FFB.

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FFB

Abbreviation for fatso fatty butt. A fatty with a big booty or fat ass. A lardass.

Guy #1: "Look at her! She has big tits. I'm going to try to hook up with her."

Guy #2: "Are you kidding? She's a total FFB."

Guy #1: "Really?"

Guy #2: "Yes. You're drunk. You're wearing beer goggles and you're about to go hogging.

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FFB

Freakin' Friends, BABY!

Matt Hey! Look at those girls.
David Yeah, they're like total BFF's.
Sara Actually, we prefer... FFB's.
Matt and David What!?
Sara and Taylor FREAKIN' FRIENDS BABY!!

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