Flonde

A girl who posses unnatural blonde hair. Derived from the term used by Losties to refer to fake Locke.

Check out that flondie over there...she'd probably look better her natural brown hair.

Damn Melissa turned herself into a flonde last week when she dyed her hair.

Flonde

When the words -blonde- and -flat- combined to form FLONDE. A blonde chick who has no titties.flat as a board.

1.eww, she's so flat and blonde, what a fucking flonde!!
2. Rose that stupid tit less bitch, she's such a flonde

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Flond

To sexually stroke someone in a loving manor.

"I hope you flonded her"

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Flond

When a smooth pond is surrounded by a flat area after a flood.

Sean: “Dude, look at that giant flond that formed from all the rain!”