FOB OTWH

Fell Off the Boat, On the Way Here

Me: Mommy am I a FOB OTWH?
Mommy: Yes.....yes you are.
Me: Oh okay
(awkward silence)
Me: Can I have more roti?
Mommy: You know for a baby, you eat wayyy to much roti and dahl.
Me: I know....

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