university of haweeland

a magical college where all the cool haris, hareenas, and harinis go.

Me: Mommy, once I grow up i'm gonna go to the university of haweeland!!!
Mommy: I don't think there is such a college...
Me: Oh come on mommy!!!You gotta use your imagination....
Mommy: Well, are you sure this college will have roti and dahl?
Me: Oh my god.....I didn't think about that.....

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bonely

A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful emotions. Much like the word bootilicious.

Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti and Dahl!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!

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bonely

A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is a perfect word describing the union of two very powerful words. Much like the word bootilicious.

Mommy! I'm feelin so bonely!!!!

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bonely

A word that describes the combined emotion of feeling bored and lonely. It is perfect, as it is the union of two very powerful words. Much like the word bootilicious.

Me: Mommy I'm feeling so bonely!!!
Mommy: Oh honey don't be sad. I know what will make you feel better. I made your most favorite food....
Me: Really, What?
Mommy: Roti, Dahl and a side of aloo Gobi!!!
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!I don't feel bonely anymore!

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FOB OTWH

Fell Off the Boat, On the Way Here

Me: Mommy am I a FOB OTWH?
Mommy: Yes.....yes you are.
Me: Oh okay
(awkward silence)
Me: Can I have more roti?
Mommy: You know for a baby, you eat wayyy to much roti and dahl.
Me: I know....

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haweeland

magical world where all the haris, hareenas, and harinis come together in joy.

Me: Instead of going to Disneyland let's go to Haweeland!!!!
Mommy: Honey, did you forget to take your pills again?
Me: I think so.......Can I have some roti and dahl again?
Mommy: Unfortunately, No

Moooomoooogooojoobobobmomofofo

This is just really long funny word. Can be used in various awkward situations.

Me: Mommy, did you and daddy really do that to make me?
Mommy: Um..........Oh my god, honey look at that outside its a....um.....Moooomoooogooojoobobobmomofofo

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