Fockin'

Used by neds/kevs/chavs instead of 'fucking'. This is due to an individual having extremely poor langauge skills, probably as a result of poor parenting, which snowballs to effect education & therefore the development of proper pronunciation & grammar.

May also appear as 'fokin'.

Kev: "Fockin innit bey."
Ned: "Fokin yea."

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Fockin Reet

Said by Geordies when something good happens.
Direct Translation:"Fucking Right"
usually has like or man on the end of it.

Ah'm goin doon toon for stotties an beans like. Fockin reet man.
Fockin reet like.

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fockin wanka

A very British way of saying ‘what a bitch’ or ‘what an asshole

Look at that fockin wanka, he’s such a loser

fockin' dick'ed

someone who is completely rubbish.

"ye wot ye FOCKIN' DICK'ED"

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unleash the fockin fury

1.) To shred madly and technically on a Fender stratocaster.
2.) A phrase to be used in case a "bitch" passanger on an airplane spills a glass of water on you out of spite, because she overheard your negative comments on homosexuals and disagreed.

"Joo've uleashed the fockin' fury... Joooo've unleashed the FOCKIN' FURY!"

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u fockin wot m8

A statement indicating extreme offense, also written in such a way as to give the impression of the phrase being pronounced with a British accent.

U fockin wot m8? Oi'll fock ye roight up!

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fockin lannesters

a slur directed at people who behave similarly to the lannisters from game of thrones mostly in reference to the incestous relationship between cersei and jaime usually with the adition of a fake irish accent

tim: so your wife cheated on you?

nick: yeah with her brother
matt: yikes that's fucked up man
bryce: this is why you don't trust fockin lannesters they're always fockin shagging they:re siblins