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Any phallic item that resembles either a finger or a penis.
Tom: "Could you please hand me that fonger."
Brandon: "I'm sorry, I don't beleive I know what you are talking about."
Tom: "That cordless telephone handset that looks like a finger, could I please have it."
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Someone thinks he/she is important (like co-founder), but actually just at the bottom of the food chain
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When fingers get to a certain size, either through fatness, swelling or illness, they become fongers.
Clare is skinny. She has nice delicate fingers.
John is 237 pounds over his ideal weight. He has fongers.
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someone who licks their own asshole
u fong urself so therefore u r a fonger
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Someone who is cringey, mean, weird, bad, and overall terrible.
“You suck at playing racket ball”
“Hey, don’t be a FONGER!”