Foozball

A really cute and fuzzy animal, usually a cat or dog.

Derived from fuzzball, or floofball, which means a fuzzy or floofy cutie pie.

My dog is such a foozball, soooooo floofy

Foozball

A term used to describe a table game placed with 2 seperate teams kicking a ball such as soccer.

This term may be best described as a person living in the southern Floridian border. A person who lives close to swamps, hunts for aligators, and barbecues them for dinner.

Adam Sandler's "The Waterboy".

A person with a high pitched voice, who speaks rather fast and interrupts anyone who may be in the middle of a conversation.

Someone who thinks women were made by satan.

"My boy ain't playin' no FOOZBALL!"

"Women are for da' devil!"

"Donta la FOOZBALL!"

"Man, that Tamara is such a FOOZBALL!"

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Foozballitis

A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.

Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"

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